Friday, February 12, 2010

HIGH SOCIETY TAKES PASSIONATE SIDES IN DIANE SAWYER CASE; BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO THROW BOISTEROUS PARTIES



MAMA MAKA MONTOID is recognized webwide as the grandmotherly editor of 'Vag' Magazine (short for "extravagant"), where the life of fashionistas and feministas is allowed full flower. Mama is in town from Paris to throw her considerable might behind Diane Sawyer. Mama says, "The question in this case is clear, either there is cruelty to animals, or there is not. There's no gray in it."



LINING UP on Sky's side, which denies bullfighting is cruelty to animals, is the city of New Orleans, which sent their ambassador to witness the trial and twitter to the Times-Picayune.



AT THE APPLE STORE, (small genius at lower left), Carolina Herrera and Heather are fascinated by a new app that causes the iPhone to vibrate and sing like a cello whenever a Blah & Chew shoe salon is within a mile.


BLAHS & CHEWS are so chic that even the tres chic can't help but un-chicly show off their foot gear.



A CHANCE ENCOUNTER between Letizia Montoid, the Spanish princess, and Lawyer Larger outside The Little Girl's Room ignites an extravagant evening of partying that reports are just beginning to come in about. Rumors abound that Princess Letizia took part in a fashion shoot for 'Vag' Magazine, which involves Buzzy the Hound.



MEANWHILE, in her role as Best Aunt, Lila Diane Sawyer takes three of her nieces on a trip to Chinatown, where they stand before out-sized envelopes that are filled with money and presented to anyone born in a Year of the Tiger ~ 1902, 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, and 2010. Her escort was Lawyer Giuseppe, who handsomely poses (below) for a Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day Card, because both occasions fall on February 14, 2010. Note: If you closely examine the card you will see Giuseppe's wry homage to his favorite American novelist, Jack Kerouac.


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