Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Fabled Lawyer Larger Arrives at Court as Crowds of Adoring Fans Greet Him in the Streets



FOR THE DEFENSE is Lawyer Edwin Larger, from the small Georgia town of Jasper, whose record is unbesmirched by loss. "No innocent client I have ever defended has gone to jail," he says modestly as he plucks his red suspenders. Lawyer Larger bases his renown defense practice upon the wisdom of Benjamin Franklin. After taking their retainers in cash, Lawyer Larger warns all his clients, "If your head is made of wax, don't spend much time in the sun."





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