LAWYER LARGER converses with his loyal legal secretary Wanda the Voodoo Girl, who is complaining of an upset stomach and a headache. "You seem a bit overwrought," the kindly country lawyer says.
"I'll be just fine, Mr. Larger. My mother was a pincushion."
WANDA the Voodoo Girl is pleased to see that her son, Oyster Boy, has a new romance in his life. Lawyer Larger reserves his judgment.
"Ed-dee! Ed-dee! Ed-dee!" the young girls scream. Wanda and Lawyer Larger take care of pre-trial business as the case of Sky Montoid versus Lila Diane Sawyer is about to command center stage.
"Get me Anderson C.'s ear and I'll make him mine," Lawyer Larger tells Wanda.
"Yes, sir, Mr. Larger," Wanda says.
"And call Bernie Three-Eyes and tell him I want everything there is to know about Sky Montoid, especially her relationship with bulls."
"No problem, Mr. Larger," says Wanda, her eyes spinning in red circles, her stomach ache and her headache growing worse and worse and worse.
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