NOBODY GUESSED that this tragedy tossed celebrity couple had become an item until they both appeared at the courthouse to support Lila Diane Sawyer in her libel trial. Oyster Boy told reporters that the couple will soon wed, despite his melancholy death some years ago. Post-mortem marriages are common among Montoids and statistics show they last the longest.
Outside of Katz's Delicatessen a Scottish psychic named Isabella accosts Lawyer Larger and tells him that his client, Lila Diane Sawyer, will be convicted of libel despite the perfect defense of truth. "Truth schmooth!" she says, "You are in a Montoid court, and the truth in Montoid courts is what the judge says it is. The Judge keeps his farms by raising bulls, Sky buys his bulls, and you spout off about 'the truth.' As they say in Brooklyn, 'Fuhgeddaboudit!' "
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