Princess Letizia Poses With the Notorious Buzzy for New York Times Fashion Magazine Spread

AS THE ONLY Montoid in the world who could look bored while clutched between the teeth of Big Buzzy, Princess Letizia was paid a cool million for these pictures by The New York Times Sunday Magazine. In Madrid, there was open admiration for royalty with such sangre frio. Rumor had it, however, that Lawyer Ed Larger wager his night with the Princess in a cigar smoking contest, which he lost to Mama Maka, who immediately sold her rights to the Times for an undisclosed sum. The Princess gamely said afterwards, "I quite enjoyed the experience, although Buzzy's saliva is a bit warm for my taste. But after a while I felt safe and to ride his nose was very pleasant, actually."