Sally and Sophia are shocked that Diane Sawyer, the Queen of News, has been duped by flim-flam Montauk film maker Montoid Scorcese into telling America that Sky, the new star of the acclaimed Broadway hit "Meet Me In Montauk, is guilty of fighting bulls.
"I am not guilty!" cries Sky. "These are not the kind of bulls that McDonald's makes into Big Macs! These are the brave Montoid bulls, and they are bred to fight and born to die. I'm going to sue."
Meanwhile, Molly, and One-Eyed Jack, the private detective, together explore clues on her Porthault chic sheets.
Sally and Sophia, feeling the public sting of scorn because their Aunt Sky is accused of cruelty to animals, are caught by the paparazzi outside Carl's Steak & Chop House.
Mayor Montoid Bloomberg passes by and, while stepping in the large puddle of Heinz tomato catsup that has dribbled from his double beefburger, tells them to be brave, truth will out.
Sky and Starr belt out a chorus of "Diane Sawyer, Get a Lawyer."
No comments:
Post a Comment